Jose 

When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.

John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !

Jose by Latrishanel September 30, 2008

Jose Reyes 

A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.

Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran

Jose Reyes by Sheriff69 October 3, 2011

jose  

N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act

1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.

jose by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq December 28, 2007

Jose 

A Fluffy Mexican.

Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!

Jose by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017

Jose Moreira

Brazilian-American philologist, artist, and an authority in classic languages. Currently living in the U.S.

Be a Jose Moreira, means: be a smart, clever person and do it better.

Jose Moreira by Erotic Polyglot March 28, 2009

Jose 

This guy right here, is an ass. He seems hot and cute and freaking datable, BUT he is a playboy. Don't like him. I mean you could, you probably have a chance, I didn't. Just think carefully.

Friend: He is a fuckboy
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.

Jose by XIUCHENAF September 6, 2018

Jose 

Jose is a person apart of the Talaban. He is a very white beaner that hates white people

Jose cool person jk

Jose by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018