Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen

Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson

by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021

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Jonathan

Jonathan is awesome. He is a great friend to all the people. He is an Amazingly hot and muscular boy but does not like sports. He wears glasses, He is smart and gets an A on all the tests. He is caring and helpful. He reads loads of books. But the negative about Jonathan is that he is a big mouth but he learns his lesson really easily. If you have a Jonathan as a best friend, you are lucky

Person 1: Is that Jonathan
Person 2: Yes, he helped me get A's on my test
You should go ask him for help as well
Person 1: YES I SHOULD

by jesusber February 20, 2022

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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

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Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024

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Jonathan

Jonathan is has a great personality, he is really funny, but is kinda fat -_-
Jonathan has a temper when things don't go his way.

Jonathan always stubs his toe and is super over dramtic.

Guy: HEY WHATS UP JONATHAN
Guy 2: You know he is so funny and talkitive

by THE ONE! and only one July 24, 2022

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