by Pick a better snac May 22, 2018
Get the Johanna mug.Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
Get the Johanna Wagstaff mug.A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
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by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
Get the Johannes mug.A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.
by Rdfu February 18, 2018
Get the Johanne mug.A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!
A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!
A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!
Johanne
by Ashie789 November 24, 2018
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by Johannelover123 January 1, 2019
Get the Johanne mug.A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.
Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.
Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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