slow jerk

A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.

After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.

by LOLLonater November 25, 2006

You're a jerk

A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"

2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise

Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!

by Sami B May 23, 2006

piss jerker

Somone that urinates after they masturbate to flush the urethra of all traces of sperm.

I am a piss jerker

by Mr. BlowJangles April 8, 2004

Jerk Face

A nickname for Chicago Bears's quarterback Jay Cutler which refers to fact that he has the face of jerk.

Jerk Face has thrown three interceptions today and now I want to kill myself. What a Jerk Face!

by BearsFannnnn December 13, 2010

stim jerk

When you spend all day jacked on amphetamines or stimulants, meth, yayo, adderall, etc, and you can't do anything else except jerk off dripping pre-come.

That stim jerk was awesome! All fucking day I was lookin at porno beating off and leaking my semen. The orgasm at the end of the day was the best ever, and then that bitch came over and...more fucking pleasure! Word.

by Arieh September 24, 2006

jerk off juice

the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.

bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.

by papaross July 28, 2011

Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010