Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
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Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
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