by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020
Get the jacob hmug. A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
by ganggangbo May 7, 2018
Get the jacob wheelermug. A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
Get the Alex Jacobmug. by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018
Get the Jacob Saltsmanmug. by Neutralice January 2, 2022
Get the Jacob Zumamug. the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!
by litbailey March 15, 2017
Get the sean jacobsmug. by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017
Get the Jacobs Crotchmug.