Black Irish

An Irishman who’s Irish from the waist up, and black from the waist down.

Ohh, I hear he’s black irish

by Bruh1000 August 14, 2019

Irish Firefighter

When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.

I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.

by I spelled bannanas wrong April 16, 2023

Irish Wedgie

The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.

Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!

by ChunkyManSoup December 28, 2021

Irish Sunburn

Where ones face is very red from drinking too much alcohol.

Sully has had 12 beers and has a little Irish Sunburn going. His pale ginger skin looks like it's on fire.

by clutchcmk July 25, 2010

irish pud

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex

"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah

by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008

Irish Goodbye

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.

T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.

by The Ruffio March 1, 2010

Irish Mafia

A sophomore science class (and their teacher)'s gang in an attempt to outdo the Abros and Bloodhounds. Symbol is a green 4-leaf clover.

Irish mafia gang: met the Abros at a car wash last night and beat the hell out of them.

by kaylee dawn October 22, 2008