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Internet Turrets

An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
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Internet Footprint

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
by keralastar October 12, 2009
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Internet-margin rule

Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.
Always remember the internet-margin rule...always
by ninety2 January 25, 2010
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internet crawler

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 10, 2013
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Internet Addict

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.
Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!
by an internet addict myself August 26, 2013
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internet janitor

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
every kzg admin is a internet janitor
by kzg admin October 9, 2019
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intermet

A way to say that you met on the internet.
" man your girl friends hot! were did you meet her?"
" we intermet"
by um dunno i forget it September 16, 2007
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