Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

good gaming chair

good gaming chair is meme

he isn't good at the game he just has a really good gaming chair

by blackfuffo June 2, 2022

Chair cult leader

The most sigma of the sigma manufactured Hawaiian roll.

The chair cult leader is a blessed person, comparable to a hawaiian roll

by burd87 July 4, 2023

sit in his chair

(Russian expression)

In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them

"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"

"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."

by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017

Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.

Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.

by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012