paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."
by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018
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Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.
Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.
by Poetoaster January 19, 2013
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hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.
Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.
by RHPSBill September 01, 2022
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Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
by Kuandkjnsljc February 15, 2019
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Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.
by Mr. Suess April 09, 2018
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Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.
"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."
by 193856288572 July 27, 2022
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