beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 30, 2022
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smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger March 31, 2016
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beta theta pi

The best frat ever. Which isn't saying much. All the guys are mid, yet the atmosphere is top tier. If you go to a beta party, you will feel like a ten simply because these men are desperate. Stay away from Topher.
1: Did you hear beta theta pi is throwing tonight?
2: Oh shit! Don't drink that wine again!
by bingbong27 January 10, 2022
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