by jinsaow January 21, 2019
Get the Quit it before u get itmug. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023
Get the My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.mug. 
Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!
V1: no I win
V1: no I win
by KFCworker April 26, 2025
Get the Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!mug. (n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
Get the Calm Before the Storkmug. Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
Get the National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal daymug. 