Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

We got X before GTA 6

When something highly unusual and unexpected somehow happens before the hotly anticipated release of Grand Theft Auto 6.

The expression plays on consumers’ frustration with the video game’s drawn-out development by comparing it with random, goofy stuff that managed to “drop” before it.

We got Dream whimpering audio before GTA 6

(Example of “We got X before GTA 6”)

by enterprise1701 December 1, 2023

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Food Before Dudes

Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)

"Food Before Dudesss guys!!"

by romance/smut fan!! June 23, 2023

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

by Shugunou October 23, 2023