Only in Ohio

Definition 1:
A term for of shitposts/ weird incidents happening like a Godzilla destroying an entire city and then saying "Cant even live in Ohio"

Definition 2: When something weird happens like a kid watching porn in your class.

Definition 1:
Jeff: Bro look at this Godzilla destroying the city of Columbus!
Joe: Only in ohio man ONG

Definition 2:
Max: Im gonna watch jack off while the teacher is explaining something
John and Joe: Only in ohio 💀💀💀💀

by Pelé December 29, 2022

Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles

Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake

by Aliens are real?!? December 20, 2022

Elite Team Only

When a person thinks that their team is elite. But it is just straight up trash or garbage

I has an elite team only aha yes. I am rank 11th out of 12th

by Elite Team October 30, 2019

only on tuesdays

a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay

sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 07, 2023

Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.

I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.

by lovely72636 October 25, 2023

Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Only in ohio but cooler

Only in oklahoma city oklahoma dawg 😂👌💯

by Jumperbumper December 15, 2024

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022