dirty french horn

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When a guy is fisting a girl and blows into her asshole at the same time.

After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.

by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017

West Coast Horn

The horn that is often used in the background of old school rap songs of the era commonly known as the "Dre Era".

Monica: Have you heard Deeez Nutz by Dre?

Sean: Yeah, and how about Real Mutafuckin G's by Eazy E?

Monica: Nice beat. I'm really feeling the west coast horns.

by Petros Insanity August 23, 2014

Buffalo Trench-Horn

After your partner squeals the safe word, due to receiving the Tijuana Top Off. The female (or shemale, if you're into that), lays on her back after taking a spoonful of Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese (all rights reserved) in her mouth as you proceeding to titty fuck her (it) as she tongue plows your stink trench, wailing in delight and smiling with sweet satisfaction.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off. As he squealed the safe word she grabbed the open jar of blue cheese, indulged a spoonful and began the Buffalo Trench-Horn. Smothering his sink trench in warm, white, Marie's.

by Micjesus2 November 20, 2018

Harry Ledingham-Horn

A Man Who Knows How A Plant-Based Diet In and Out.

Hey look that's a Harry Ledingham-Horn, could ask him all about being Vegan.

by OMGpinkninja November 4, 2018

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

by Macedog December 26, 2015