Someone who treats you like family even if you’re not. She’ll take care of you first before she worries about herself. Her excessive dad jokes makes you roll your eyes at times but without them, she wouldn’t be Hala. She’s absolutely perfectly stunning but will not accept the constant proof and compliments from her friends/family when they tell her she is. She’ll teach you everything you need to know even when you’ve thought you’ve learned it all. Her motherly aura makes you feel at home anytime you’re with her no matter where you may be. She’s meant to have kids of her own in the future and when she does they’ll be the luckiest kids in the entire world. She loves Disney enough to work there but hasn’t seen ANY of their most popular movies. And one day she will be with her true love… Justin Drew Bieber.
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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
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