man grabber

tongs used to pick up a piece of firewood

Hey Jeff, will you use the man grabber and stoke that fire.

by Kevin Dessart October 24, 2006

National grabbing ass months

From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys

Hey what is this month
February you know what that means

National grabbing ass months

by I like eating pussy February 18, 2020

the stabher grabber

A male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. He collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.

The doctor told Lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. I warned her to take it easy with Grandpa John because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn't listen.

by silkyesteeb August 22, 2011

Gribber

When you want a nice hand job, but are surprised by a rimjob while getting a hand job

Dan geib wanted a hand job but got a gribber instead, surprise.

by Laftak December 2, 2016

grub

something you put in your mouth and hope it comes out the other end

rub a dub-dub wheres my grub?

by eConnor February 24, 2005

greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

by poopdick April 4, 2005

gribbly

A word used to describe a fat middle aged women whose vaginal area has become enlargened, sweaty and hairy and unappealing. In some instances, gribbly can come upon a female prematurly (around the mid twenties). These are the worst as they are unexpected. Gribbly is not just a noun but can also be used as a verb. Ie i have been grbblied or in the plural - look at that bunch of gribblies. Also as an adverb ie. My mrs. is starting to look a bit gribbly.

I went back to this girls house but she turned out to be a total gribbly.

by Mr Jafoolie March 5, 2009