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Joe's grease gun

The action of putting ones lips over their partners vagina and spitting repeatedly as to fill the vaginal cavity with saliva so that the penile insertion is easy and creamy
Dude last night I tried using Joe's grease gun and she queefed spit all over my face!
by BeastieBoysADROCKMCAMIKED August 29, 2021
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rare grease top

A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.
Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.
by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019
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i'll get the grease!

letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!

you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!

yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!

YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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grease monkey

A racial slur meant to denigrate people of African descent. Though its origins are impossible to trace, it is most used in rural areas in northern Louisiana and may have arisen from the stereotypical racist depiction of the African American as perspiring and unbathed. Though, ironically, it has been shown that poor whites are more likely to have poor personal hygiene.

Compare to porch monkey.
Racist: "Yesterday on the bus I had to sit beside a grease monkey. It was gross."
by iceman236 February 28, 2011
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Grease Pit

A Bowl at a skate park. Like a pit. Which can be used for Bikes, or Skateboards.
The Grease Pit at the skate park is awesome!
by DRKSTR2012 February 28, 2008
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greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
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