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Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.
“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous
by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013
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goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
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Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.
John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.
by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015
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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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