Im Ghost

by Reggie M October 03, 2005
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ghost-poop

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.
"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"
by buttmonkey930 July 12, 2013
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Ghost Fart

When someone passes gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it
Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"
by Funnyguy2314443423 September 26, 2013
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ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
by kilometeros July 11, 2008
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ghost taste

the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.
Man jo, I just caught a straight ghost taste from that barbeque earlier.
by Francis Ford Dopella March 26, 2011
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ghost mode

When a driver of a vehicle turns all of their lights off (especially headlights) during driving at night.
Kyle went into ghost mode and I freaked out, what if someone hit us!
by BP253 May 22, 2011
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ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears
P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!
by DangitBob May 03, 2018
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