pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Spoon in the Gelato

Italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in the gelato!
Omfg y’all did the Italian netflix and chill

by chev1927 June 2, 2018

The Devil’s Gelatin

An edible form of marijuana, usually a “gummy.” Similar to “the devil’s lettuce,” but gelatinous.

“This evening we indulged in the Devil’s Gelatin and watched Jackass 3.”

by NollidHtrowTnek September 12, 2022

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

She just got married to gerry and this is her name...

omgggggggg so Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

by ah.coco November 1, 2020