Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
by Henry Finch December 30, 2022
Get the Chocolate, Vanilla or Frostingmug. by Taztim September 13, 2022
Get the Frosted Mini Wheatmug. One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021
Get the Using pudding for frostingmug. by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022
Get the Cold As Jack Frostmug. To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.
Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut
by Dickhead92 March 9, 2015
Get the cherry frosted donutmug. by hitiktok123 February 1, 2021
Get the dr frost depressionmug. When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.
The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.
The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.
by Gnarly_Wanker August 28, 2019
Get the Frosted ho homug.