Mine that Bird

Outdo yourself.

Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.

by GRoberts May 5, 2009

Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.

Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain

by SlipNdip_69 March 29, 2020

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011

flappy bird

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.

-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!

by jimmytriplesec February 9, 2014

terror bird

A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.

These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.

Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.

by Cumbre Vieja March 26, 2015