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Flower Rape

1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)

2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"

2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)

"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
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Flow

"Flow" is said to be invented by Lax Bro's, BUT it was really invented by hockey players due to their super hot hair. but nowadays its usually referred to Lacrosse players. Flow i most of the time Native Americans- due to their super hot awesome long hair + skills (flow). i guess they have the flow in their blood.
*lax bro runs by with incredible flow*
girl: isn't he just.....awesome.
boy: its called flow, get it right.
girl: no....
boy: yes, its basically: length of their hair + skills = flow.

girl: ohhh. i get it
boy: its not that hard to get, only people lacking flow don't get it....
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Flow-Talking

When someone talks in a manor that is difficult to understand or interpret, the other person 'flow-talks' by just giving simple answers that they assume are desirable.
examples of flow-talking:

1) Chinese Take-Away: sa'vi'gar??
Tom: err, sure!
*take-away worker proceeds to drown the chips in salt and vinegar*
2) Peter: derler-der-de-de-ler *unaudible*
Chris: Yes
Peter: Really? *look of shock on Peter's face*
Chris: Oh, no!
by Dave Simmons December 29, 2008
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Flow Glow

LED lights located on the underbelly of a vehicle to illuminate the streets below and give the illusion of style... when in fact it is the exact opposite. Most commonly found on Rice-burner style vehicles.
"Yo Chow, dig the flow glow on the bottom of that Mitsubishi Eclipse!"
by Shadow Boy 15 March 27, 2009
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Flower Plower

Whether you're plowing a woman's snatch, ass or mouth; the cock IS the plower. The woman is simply the flower.
FLOWER PLOWER:
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
by Nick Arevalo May 2, 2009
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Flow Juice

Shampo and conditioner.
I use flow juice to keep my flow lookin nice.
by poon handler25 June 25, 2009
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flomy

When a food does not meet satisfactory or delicious standards.
"This tortilla is flomy, abuelita makes it better."
by Acordovatx May 24, 2014
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