A hand job or masturbating.
After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.
by Chicagodave May 01, 2015
1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 07, 2015
1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
by Iron Fisting July 08, 2019
Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.
by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014
by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019