Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
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Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!
by Frump Fester May 31, 2018
Get the frump fest mug.A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.
by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018
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by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019
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