Eddie

Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.

Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.

Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?

Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!

by U-Know-It's-Tru May 28, 2019

eddy up

(verb). To "eddy up" means to eat marijuana edibles and enjoy their effect.

I will watch that boring movie with you, but I'm going to have to eddy up for it.
You can't bring your vape to school, the discrete way to stay high is to eddy up.
Jack decided to double eddy up before the long car trip to visit his grandparents, and freaked out one hour into the trip.

by dazed.konfuzed March 4, 2019

Eddie Beckom

A man who cares about his homies and has proven his wholesomeness on multiple occasions. And is on the pursuit to have sexual relation with more than 200 women but what constraints him is loose JAW

He gonna pull a Eddie Beckom

by ga ga la la March 6, 2019

eddie pittman

the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team

Dude eddie pittman is a pedo

by Ownenreddie dededdie pittman March 12, 2019

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019

Eddy

Eddy is a very nice guy he is a little bit of a weirdo but he is still your best friend in 5th free you call him tomato or call him a talking tampon and take his hat to the person reading this I might sound like a bully but I love him like a brother

Eddy looks like a tomato 😂

by Eva.-. August 21, 2019

Eddie

A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)

by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019