douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.

douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.

by fartmeister69 March 04, 2011

douche tip

The stinky part of a douche apparatus.

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.

by Bo Zuke April 05, 2017

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.

GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.

by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009

corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

omega douche

A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags

Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche

by darknessofsins March 11, 2015