omega douche

A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags

Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche

by darknessofsins March 11, 2015

douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008

Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

douche enabler

Someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. Said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery.

However, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by-association, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in a negative, douchey light.

Douche enabler: "Why don't you take it easy on Duke? He's a big sweet Teddy bear!"

Me: "Why do you even wanna be associated with an abusive douchebag? He oughta be ostracized, at least then he wouldn't send new people we meet running for the fucking hills."

by m(A)tt March 4, 2010

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.

GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.

by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009

douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.

"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."

by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009