check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

Dork

Just look up whale penis

"Look at that dork"
*Points at the whales erect penis*
"So big and long"

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAMACARE May 9, 2018

Dork

A whales penis.

Sam to Dan “Damn did you see how big that whales dork?!”Dan to Sam “Yeah it was huge!”

by marsky10 August 24, 2022

Dorks

Scorbus

Albus and Scorpius are Such Dorks, James and Teddy are so much cooler and not dorks.

by Padfootsturntable September 16, 2021

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dork

Ty

Ty is a dork

by vanishingfaith May 11, 2021