When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
by TommyTsunami73 August 06, 2022
by Ladyslay71 December 09, 2017
A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.
Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
by Meesecakes December 04, 2023
A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
You're such a doodle port
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