Diggly

a small, short, stumpy penis. usually infertile and makes many squirtles

-wow tom ur dick is a fuckin' tiny ass diggly.
-thats a diggly don't! get me a bigger dick in dis cunt
-get me a big sloppy donky dick, not this diggly, damn!

by Sam Farkels October 7, 2008

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

rice digger

A non-Asian person who exclusively dates or is attracted to Asians. A term for those with the yellow fever.

Every time you see that guy out, he's with a petite Asian girl. What a rice digger!

by Christy K. April 1, 2008

dingle dandruff

dingle dandruff

What occurs after not bathing after having sexual intercourse. It is the crusty, dried cum that remains in the pubic hair.

No I won't eat you out. You've got dingle dandruff.

Nothing sucks worse then having dingle dandruff in your crustache.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 28, 2004

dingle-dangle

A type of blow job where a person puts a flacid penis into their mouth for the intention of oral sex.
They then wait for the penis to inflate in their mouth!

Dingle-dangles are commonly reminisant of 'shinkie dinks' those dinosaur sponges that grow in water

"Let me give you the dingle-dangle of your life, I would enjoy it ever-so-much!"

by bumjala May 30, 2006

Diggie

A diggie is a friend. Like holmie.

Yo yo what up my number 1 diggie?

by Mattwolf July 28, 2004

dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

by Samcorp December 28, 2005