Dating

One night while we were hanging out at his house, his parents went out to the casino for a date or whatever, I don’t even know. We went into the living room and built a fort and watched a movie, sure it sounds super dumb but it was fun. We had snacks like little chocolate things. After that though I was low key tired but I was having fun, we went to his room and he laid on his bed so I laid with him. My head was laying on his chest so I could hear his heartbeat, my hand was in his hair and the other was on his chest, I was on the right side of him but he was on his back and I was on my stomach so it’s kinda hard to explain, my right leg was resting on his and the other was on the bed. We just laid there and talked for a while until my eyes got so heavy I could barely keep them open. He positioned me to where I was able to sleep fine. He kissed my forehead and said “I love you baby” I got myself to say “I love you too”. He just laid there and rubbed my back with one hand and hand the other playing with my hair. I accidentally smiled without realizing it and all he said was “Awe, are you sleepy?” which obviously made me smile even more and I was too tired to talk so all I did was wiggle my body closer to his and tried to hug him with all the energy I had. He told me “Goodnight babe” and all I could get out was a small mumble but he knew what I was trying to say. He said “get some rest love, I’ll be here in the morning."

Dating

by SimplyBubblieee September 29, 2021

carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

Paleo Dating

A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".

"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."

by TD241 October 3, 2013

mom dancing

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.

As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.

by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014

Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied

Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.

by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010

hardcore dancing

When a bunch of scenesters organize themselves into a group, all running around flailing their arms as if they were having an epileptic seizure while simultaneously acting like a ninja (IE: kickboxing the air).

I hate hardcore dancing.

by nion October 8, 2004

hxc dancing

Just kick, punch and generally flail your limbs to the tune of hxc music.

hxc dancing kid: *flails around like a beached Great White*

Me: THAR SHE BLOOOWS!! *readies harpoon*

by Poemeiser January 14, 2007