a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).
by kari1981 January 4, 2011
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Get the Velvet Crush mug.A house that has the sole purpose for having girls over and fucking them. Usually crush pads have very minimal furniture and decorations and are located in quiet neighborhoods so as to not draw any attention.
Example 1: Jill knew she was in a crush pad and knew what was about to go down when she went to Steve's house after their first date dinner and there was only a sofa, bed and tv in the bedroom.
Example 2:
Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.
Example 2:
Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.
by Kadoo34 February 9, 2014
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Get the candy crushing mug.A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
Get the crush scale mug.the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.
"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."
by chickenycheese July 14, 2019
Get the crush dream mug.Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?
Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?
Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
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