bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

Spoonless Coconut

A coconut that does not possess a spoon

Eat shit and die you spoonless coconut

by MrLesbian July 8, 2021

Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.

I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.

by ashfree November 25, 2021