closet bigot

A person who is a racist, and tries to hide that fact, and their speech tries to avoid the label even though their actions confirm it.

They keep dogging President Obama because they are a closet bigot.

by insolint July 29, 2014

close your legs the war is over

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.

1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”

by gothfoth September 25, 2022

You close

When someone asks if you are close

“Ah fuck yeah. You close? You close?”

by Alexisxxoxx July 29, 2020

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Closet Furry

A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Steve might be a Closet Furry.

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005