Cave

A verb which is female equivalent of a word like "boning," except more feminist as women do not contain the requisite body parts for boning or screwing another individual.

Can be used as a verb (i.e. caving, caved) or as a noun (cave)

I couldn't sleep because my roommate was caving some homeless drifter all night.

I really need to cave someone hard

Dude, she caved me pretty good last night, it was sweeeeet

by Fliana Gorpentino December 23, 2010

Cave Canem

A five-part sexual combination. The original Cave Canem consists of the Lying Dog, Doggystyle, the Standing Dog, the Wheelbarrow, and the Hoover Maneuver.

A variation of this combination instead starts with the Lazy Dog, then proceeds through Doggystyle, the Standing Dog, the Wheelbarrow, and the Hoover Maneuver.

Back in college we used to keep track how many girls we could Cave Canem.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010

Caveman

To hastily perform, often under orders, a complicated (but misunderstood as simple) task, yielding shoddy results.

How did your paper turn out?" "Well I caveman-ed it, how do you think it turned out?

by Amoebatuba December 14, 2010

Cave Troll

A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.

The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.

Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.

I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.

Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.

by Dave7881 September 16, 2005

Caveman Theory

The' Caveman Theory' is a medical theory currently being developed by Dr Eunson and Dr Craig. What did cavemen do when they were injured? Did they go to a doctor and whinge about it? No. They manned up and walked it off until it improved, if they didn't they died. Why use this theory i hear you asking. Well lets be honest, Cavemen were the business compared to most modern day men.

Person A: OMG you broke your ankle! You should probably go to hospital

Person B: Nah, ill just adopt the "Caveman Theory" because im a hard cunt and not some shit cunt who plays for tech tigers!

by Dr.... Who October 1, 2010

skin cave

1. n. A vagina
2. adj. A person that is acting like a dickhead for what ever reason.

1. Her skin cave was so large you could hear an echo in it.

2. Slop was bein a real skin cave today when he didn't share his 30-pack.

by Bill Seres January 26, 2005

lasagna cave

pussy, vagina. when the pussy is soo beat up, it looks wavy & red like lasagna. and sometimes, usually around period times, there may be clumps that resemble meat & sometimes during yeast infection you might see clumples that resemble goata cheese.

after sex all night long, i wanted to hit it 1 more time. until i saw that lasagna cave & said to myself damn, that thing is tore up from the floor up. oh wait look, cheese! yummy

by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009