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Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
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condom cake

the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.

The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.
by dubbbs January 17, 2008
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Drizzle Cake

Any slut that you may date in the future and drop a load on. Like drizzling icing on a cake.
Yo Sean, let me see a picture of that drizzle cake you met in that chat room...
by s.a. (esse) November 3, 2010
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Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.
yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!
by Black Cocks December 8, 2010
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Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.
Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!
by Ya Boy Trax June 6, 2010
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butter cake

Only the greatest cake in the world! Found only in Philly. This cake is thin, gooey, deliciousness that tastes like 90% pure butter. Posers who try to make this cake are wack it has no comparison!
Yo that butter cake from philly was fantastic!
by granny5 August 5, 2008
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Fat Cake

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.
You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!
by Grey23 May 10, 2011
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