Jesus McFly

n.

1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain

Jesus McFly! I stubbed my toe!

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

jesus beard

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011

Jesus Lunge

During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.

That guy Jesus Lunged me from halfway across the map!!!!!!!

by andoveroe January 14, 2008

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014