Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

skimming the butter

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.

"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017

Butter Consumer

Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.

Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.

Person B: Fucking butter consumer.

by Butter Consumer May 7, 2021

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016

butter fart

A fart that's too greasy to be called wet.

I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.

by A member of the Team Cripple January 22, 2008

Butter sock

A sock filled with a pound of butter that is used to hit and hurt people with

girl 1) I hate this guy he cheated on us
Girl2) me two he is a fuckin bitch
Girl1) what shall we get girl
Girl2) the butter sock

by Simply holly October 13, 2016