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Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie
by Camphophenique July 27, 2011
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bruce dickinson

Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.
Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.
by Metal Messiah February 5, 2005
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brucedropemoff

The Greatest Streamer to Walk this Earth, Love my Twins and DoBoys, DEO4L!
person 1: Ay u watch brucedropemoff on twitch?

person 2: TWIN!
by joe donald July 21, 2021
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braces

Metal brackets on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to get them out with your tounge it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can
Guy 1: hey i just got braces

Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for

Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool

Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks

Guy 1: im a freshman

Guy 2: your fucked
by Pitbull3291 August 4, 2006
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Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
by Mrparka January 31, 2009
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Bricelyn

Bricelyn is always pretty nice, can be a bitch though. She always laughs at her own jokes, almost pees herself usually.

Usually nicely hearted and likes having loooooong relationships, she deserves a guy to treat her right
Pretty short, and doesn’t seem to show any weight gain once she eats.
Really hyper, and loves to impress you with her amazing skills.
M1: Who’s that?
M2: Thats Bricelyn, she’s pretty cute. But don’t fuck with her, she’s a little devil if she hates you.
M1: Id still hit that..
by Bricelyn January 25, 2018
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Anal Bracelet

A small bracelet that is positioned inside your cavity. Worn near the surface of your anal cavity; usually for fashion and pleasure.
Have you seen my new anal bracelet? My boyfriend will love it!
by gustebeast January 29, 2015
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