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Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.
Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?
by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019
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Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.
I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.
by Skiru September 23, 2016
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Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
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Brandon

A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.
by Horse33 April 24, 2019
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Brandon

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade
by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016
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Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb
Fuck you Brandon!
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
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