Bondared

When you show up to complete a task and everything is wrong.

Fuck boys we got Bondared again

Bondared by Diktionery January 22, 2019

Bond Villain 

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

Bond Villain by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019

Bondering 

Bonding and wondering about your relationship with someone.

I was just bondering w/ this native chick last night. I think she's my new favorite person.

Bondering by psilocyclops May 8, 2019

bondage burger 

A bondage burger is when you tie a girl with her legs behind her neck and cuff her hands

Ferdinanda's vertebrates are broken because last night Juanisimo smashed her ass bondage burger style

bondage burger by Benjitoast August 1, 2019

Benediction 

The act of blessing others with good fortune, usually by prayer or well wishing.

The priest closed the service with a parting prayer of benediction.

Benediction by on September 23, 2019

Benedict Gooch 

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

Benedict Gooch by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

benedita

She is to energetic. She is a nice girl but she chooses her friends if the others don't matter.
She also runs around like a phsyco on the loose. She is kind of shy but will yell A LOT.

She also embarrasses the ones around her. She HATES HER MASK!

Wow that's such a benedita!

benedita by Jsgsgs June 24, 2021