Skip to main content

Country Blumpkin

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.
by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011
mugGet the Country Blumpkinmug.

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019
mugGet the Upperdecker Double Blumpkinmug.

Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.
Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005
mugGet the Kentucky Fried Blumpkinmug.

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
by Boskins05 June 17, 2015
mugGet the Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug.

Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
mugGet the Black Ops Blumpkinmug.

Double blumpkin supreme

Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.
We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme
by D-Bone February 23, 2005
mugGet the Double blumpkin suprememug.

Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.
Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.
by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012
mugGet the Chicago-Style Blumpkinmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email