A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.
An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019
Get the Upperdecker Double Blumpkinmug. Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005
Get the Kentucky Fried Blumpkinmug. When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
by Boskins05 June 17, 2015
Get the Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
Get the Black Ops Blumpkinmug. by D-Bone February 23, 2005
Get the Double blumpkin suprememug. The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.
by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012
Get the Chicago-Style Blumpkinmug.