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black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
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Black to the future

This is a short scene in family guy where the movie "Back to the future" is remade quickly with a black person instead of Marty Mcfly
Family Guy Scene where on the TV it shows a remake of the "back to the future" logo and replaced with the word black showing "Black to the future"
by MattJeanes December 15, 2010
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Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
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Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.
Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.
by Trollnen October 25, 2011
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black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.
he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon
by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013
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black casserole

a large piece of shit that is completely black and takes over 30 minutes to flush down the toilet.
by OMG give it to meeeee!!! December 5, 2015
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black krust

pounding on drums while high on marijuana
That punk gang of musicians is really into black krust.
by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019
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