Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 05, 2023

Bless the Fuck Up

When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!

I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

by LLemoJeff June 05, 2020

Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 04, 2021

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee April 06, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast April 06, 2018

good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE April 07, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

by Hugh Mungus FUPA April 07, 2018