Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

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Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies

Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010

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Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.

I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.

by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

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Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

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Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

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