A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"
exmp2:
A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.
exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"
exmp2:
A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.
exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
by HaveFaith November 15, 2013
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 27, 2023
When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.
Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.
by cambonie May 05, 2020
The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
by THEONE209 February 03, 2020
Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 09, 2023