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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011
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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 26, 2011
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bi-genderality

bi•gen•der•al•li•TEE Bi-genderality a third gender (but kinda not) a person with a boy part and a girl part (penis and vagina.
"Oh, cece" said janet. "I’m bi-genderality", "that kewl",said cc
by karen car January 13, 2021
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Bi-smokesual

Having a decided non-preference for cigarette brands.
After one day in prison I became bi-smokesual.
by B's Cougar October 9, 2009
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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.
I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there
by The Wave2 March 28, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
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