Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011

bi-genderality

bi•gen•der•al•li•TEE Bi-genderality a third gender (but kinda not) a person with a boy part and a girl part (penis and vagina.

"Oh, cece" said janet. "I’m bi-genderality", "that kewl",said cc

by karen car January 13, 2021

BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.

Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.

Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.

Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.

by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011

bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011