weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES
Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!
by ghostrider7 February 16, 2012
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rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.
Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
by Jackerman90 November 30, 2009
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pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden
by Superbells May 14, 2017
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chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
by batmap October 16, 2014
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under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."
Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.
by DIRob August 15, 2010
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Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
by Rellov January 17, 2017
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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019
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